Saturday, December 26, 2009

Meera's Latest Interview In New York


Meera Jee was "invited" by the Canadian government to be their ambassador of peace.
To all those losers out there trying to get Canadian citizenship, take a cue from our very own Meera Jee who was "gifted" Canadian citizenship by the Canadian government itself :)

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Meera Rehearsing For An Interview With Tapu Javeri



A transcription of Meera Jee's rehearsal:
  • "Mein bohat lost ho rahi houn, mujhay kuchh bhi nahin yaad hai."
  • "I have seen your boook."
  • "It's real 'aanur' to have you on my show."
  • "We will be the back after right short break. Na,Na."
  • "Yeh 'twilet' kitni dooor hai yahaan say?"
  • "Can we st.... reharse? Rayharsal or rayharse?"
  • 'Fashion photaug'? 'faataag'? 'Tell me fashion fautaugrapher....'
  • "I admire your work quite sometime"
  • "I hate to cut you off, I am very sorry to cut you off, but we have to go to the bathroom break"

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Meera Dancing to Naheed Akhtar's Song



Meera dancing to Naheed Akhtars "Thaa Yakeen Kay Aay Gee Yadaan Kabhi" with the singer singing live in the background.
Enjoy:)

Monday, December 7, 2009

An Imaginary Interview With Meera Jee Regarding Her Nikah

"Excuse me, jab my nikah was hapnin, I forgot it nikah so I had only Mahesh Bhatt Jee say its not nikah but mujhe patha its nikah but Mahesh Jee doesn't know what nikah, so if Mahesh Bhatt Jee dont know nikah then I am really apologise but this is Mahesh Bhatt Jee problem, not mine. so ask Mahesh Bhatt Jee.Ok.
by a fellow "Meera Jee fan" 

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The New Meaning Of Insha Allah

"I love India and aim to completely concentrate on Bollywood now.Inshaallah if God forbids I want to get married in Bollywood and have children. I want my children to act in Bollywod." (August 2006)

Meera's Interview with Begum Nawazish Ali



Ahmad Faraz's poetry is incomparable to any living Urdu poet yet Meera Jee thinks she knows more about 'national heroes' and 'manzil' than the great poet himself. Babra Sharif comments on Meera' Jee's self professed talent and fame.


Meera's Ashaar:
Manzil, Manzil say poochti hai kay kahaan hai manzil
Har manzil par pohanch kar sochtay hain, shayad yehi hai manzil


And of course, 'Qaumi heroes', that is, national heroes for Meera Jee are the Pakistani movie stars Moammar Rana and Shaan!!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

An Interview with Meera Jee - 'husband wanted'. Any takers??




"Misssssssss Meera Jee at the rate hot male dat caam


And she knows how to spell it too:

"Mein aap ko spelling kar daiti houn - M-i, double 's' aaaan, m- double 'e', r-a, j- double 'e' at the rate hotmail dat caam"
Please e-mail her for "wishes or a good proposal."
Aap apni pics mail kar dain.....
Ya aap "latter" likhna chahain to address is available in the interview.


UPDATE: 
To date Meera Jee has received 3000 proposals through emails :)

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Meera Jee's Quotable Quotes

Message to Meera Jee: "Happy Birthday". 
Meera Jee's reply: "Same to you" 

She "EEZ VAARY GUD ECTRASSS HMMMM!"
We cannot forget her
HMMMM at the end of each and every utterance.

Q: What is your favourite food?
MEERA: I laav 'chicken' prawns!

Monday, November 30, 2009

Meera Jee After Return From India To Her "CONTREE"



Poor Meera Jee. Nobody leaves her alone, even in her own "con-tree". How patriotic does she have to be to return to her own "con-tree" even after fatwas were issued against her by the maulvis!!

This interview at the airport even inspired an Indian movie director to use the character in "Salaam-E-Ishq" in 2007. Of the six stories in the movie, one is about a starlet hungry to make it big in Bollywood, hatching up a publicity stunt which backfires - the Kamini-Rahul story. Rings a big bell when you watch the movie after watching this.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Meera's e-mail exchange with her now estranged husband




A video report on the exchange of e-mails between Meera & Atiq-ur-Rahman. 

To understand Meera's English you'll have to unlearn any rules of English grammar and spellings you ever had a chance of learning in your life other than from Meera Jee herself. Some excerpts from the conversation:



  • "I have wright on u as an wife Witch u r not giving me."
  • "Please do not send Islamic mails. So when you would want to meet your beautiful wife. I mean myself."
  • "You till me I can't to deal layers. Please I have my self respect you till me I try to understand."
  • "Oh hi living usa. For tree days. So how r u. Using other number this no. I am not use all time."
  • "I said u till me. What u want? then way I talk to him u till me simple will understand. ?"
  • "When will do the solution?"
  • "I am so cool person and lovely personality. I work for people day and night for poor people how could ohhhh no jani no."



Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Meera Jee as "Jhaansi Ki Raani"



  • "Glamour kay andar koi chraacter nahiin hota"
  • "Nahin, nahin, mein bilkul glamrus role karna chahti houn. Kya baat kar rahi hain aap. Lekin mujhay pehlay Jhaansi ki Raani tau pla karnay deejiyay'' 1:47

Na

Friday, October 9, 2009

Meera Jee Kay Daaway


  • "Mera naam, Masha Allah bohat barra hai. Pakistan kay kaunay, konay say Meera ki awaz aati hai"
  • "Quran Majeed ki kasam. Mera sugga bhai mur jai. Meri Maa mur jai, mera Baap mur jai. Mein burbaad ho jaoon. Mera khaana kharaab ho jai"
  • "Yeh off kar dain zarra, meri tabiat kharaab ho rahi hai."

Another Meera Jee Interview About Her Wedding Scandal

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Meera - A Thief. Noooooooooooooo!!!

How can that be possible. I am a huge fan of Meera Jee - that is how she refers to herself. For the uninitiated, Desis from the subcontinent add "jee" to a name as a sign of respect. Apparently Meera Jee thinks she is worthy of that respect to use the term for herself :)

Coming back to the story, an arrest warrant has been issued for Meera Jee who has been accused of theft and intimidation as reported by the police officials in the city of Lahore, Pakistan.

The charges were made by a businessman who claims to be her husband. As per this gentleman, Mr. Atiqur Rahman, he married Meera Jee in 2007, a claim vigorously denied by Meera Jee, wholeheartedly supported by the Lahore police who say they have evidence!!

Mr Rahman alleges that Meera Jee has stolen some of his belongings from their home.He says that when he returned from a recent business trip he found that a number of valuable items in his house had been taken.Police say the house Meera lives in is in her name, although it could have originally been bought by Mr Rahman.

"The matter led to an altercation during which she threatened that she could get me killed," he told media.

Meera Jee has not yet made any public comment about the warrant. Her mother has already filed a complaint with the police accusing Mr Rahman of sending hooligans to ransack the house.


Meera's views on "Talent of Exchange"




"Doctors nay newspaper parhnay say munna kiya hai" 
I am sure they are graduates from "Meera Jee Medical College" and equally adept at medicine as she is in English language.

And who can beat "talent of exchange honna chahiay. Oh, ho ghalut ho gya, dobara kar lein?" Nobody edited the piece out. Priceless.

What is going on??? Meera married and a thief? Or a victim?


A judge on Saturday granted pre-arrest bail until September 11 to Meera Jee in a theft and criminal intimidation charges case.The case was registered with the Defence-A police station against Meera, her parents, her uncle, brother and brother-in-law under theft and criminal intimidation charges on the complaint of Meera’s husband, Attique-ur-Rehman of Faisalabad.


He stated in his application that he married Meera on September 2, 2007. He said most of the time he was abroad. On August 28, he returned to his house in Defence-A and found her wife Meera, her mother Shafqat Begum, her father Sarwar, her brother Ahsan, her brother-in-law Raheel and her uncle Abbas stealing household items, including furniture and an electric generator.


The complainant stated that as he tried to stop the accused, they threatened him and made off with the household goods.


On the other hand, Meera and her mother, while talking to reporters, denied the actress had married Attique.


Meera said she only had a business relation with him and now he was trying to blackmail her.


She said Attique attacked her house and she might have been killed if she was present there. She demanded of the government to provide her security as she was afraid of Attique.


On another front:

Meera Jee claims that Indian filmmaker Faisal Saif is trying to ruin her reputation.
She even claims that the director has paid Attiqur Rehman to pretend to be her husband.
Her statements came after she had lodged a complaint with Punjab Chief Minister’s complaint cell against Rehman, and requested for security claiming that her life was in danger.
Rehman, however, rejected her claim by saying that he did not know any Indian director named Faisal Saif, reports the Daily Times.
He said that Meera was "constructing stories" to hide her marriage to him.